by by Jeff Deck and Benjamin D. Herson
After his five-year college reunion, editor and writer Deck was left
looking for a last road trip that he could infuse with meaning. Hitting
upon the idea of correcting “typos” (read: mistakes based on poor
literacy skills) found in public signs, he and a friend formed the
somewhat tongue-in-cheek Typo Eradication Advancement League and started
on their quest, armed with Sharpies and correction fluid. It’s all fun
and games until the friends make the naïve mistake of correcting a sign
on public land, and they are accused of vandalism.
This was a
fun read; quirky adventure stories with a hook more or less write
themselves. But while Deck (who is the sole narrator) is an engaging,
affable voice, I was a little put off by his conceptualization of how
typos come about, which is arrestingly naïve: deep into his quest, he
notes “we thought we saw evidence that these [grammatical and spelling]
essentials weren’t being fully acquired by the populace.” This is such a
wishy-washy cop-out with so many qualifiers – it’s obvious Deck doesn’t
want to come off as an educated elitist – that it borders on
self-parody. The plain fact is that these are not “typos” at all, but
errors made by a public too stupid to know how to study or read and too
proud of ignorance to care. But Deck doesn’t want to admit that, so he
comes across to me as spineless. It isn’t until page 183 that Deck
asks, “What was the principle that guided the [mis-]speller? There
wasn’t one. Many were guessing, as if they’d never been taught to pay
attention to the letters when learning to read.” “As if” they’d never
been taught? It is first of all obvious to a blind fool that most
people who make these mistakes are guessing and know nothing of how
language is guided by rules, so Deck’s remark is that of a clueless
person. Second, it is clearly blaming teachers rather than the families
and children who deride education and don’t bother listening to even
the poor instruction they do get. Deck tries so hard not to offend “the
public” with this mock-surprise at uneducated people’s lack of
education, that, unfortunately, at the end he decides to throw in his
lot with Direct Instruction, which is forced scripts for the inadequate
teachers we already have. While he’s a fine writer and undoubtedly a
skilled editor, I found Deck to be clueless about American education.
So although their whimsical trip made for amusing reading, it left a bad
taste in my mouth.
two stars
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