by John Osborne
John Osborne is a writer totally unknown to me. This drama was a very
weird, and not very admirable, example of his work. It begins with the
characters talking to the audience, Pirandello-like. They have nothing
but contempt for the play, the audience, and each other. There are two
plants in the audience who help ridicule the cast, and the cast note
that the plants are "tired plot devices." The second part takes off:
while the Grandmother reads very graphic descriptions of porn films from
a brochure, the rest of the characters recite eloquent and dated love
poetry. Then the Chap and the Girl, both denying love and falling in
love, embrace each other. That's about it. I'm sure the play would be
better visually, as there are very specific notes as to what is to be
played on the screen behind the players and what music is to be played.
It's interesting that the stage notes, in mentioning the audience, say
twice "if there are any left." Well, it's a different play, if not that
original, which this kind of thing really should be.